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One day at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin-tight miniskirt. When the bus

arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn’t get her

foot high enough to reach the step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a

little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little

more. Still, she couldn’t reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and

unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only

to realize that she still couldn’t reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her

waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, “How

dare you touch my body that way; I don’t even know you!”

Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma’am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I

kind of figured that we were friends.”


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