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  • पत्नी : शादी से पहले तुम बहुत मंदिर जाते थे । अब क्या हो गया ?
    पति : फिर तुमसे शादी हो गयी … और भगवान से भरोसा उठ गया…….

 

  • पत्नी – हाय राम आपके सर से खून क्यों निकल रहा है ?
    पति – अरे मेरे दोस्त ने ईंट मार दी
    पत्नी – आप भी मार देते ,आपके हाथ में कुछ नहीं था क्या ?
    पति -हम्म… मेरे हाथ में उसकी बीवी का हाथ था..अब चेहरे से भी खून निकल रहा है

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Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi Kyon na aaye teri yaad? Tune jo meri Chattri ab tak nahi lautai...

Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne Yahan likhana mana hai.

This is classic.... supperrrb example of our cute trains... Train ruki... Khidki khuli.. Nazarein mili.. Usne kaha. Chai. Chai.Garam Chai.. :)

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:?

Door se dekha to haseena bula rahi thee.. paas jaa ker dekha to bhains sir hila rahi thee.

Maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin... chand ne kaha.. Ullu ke pathe.. itni upar se dikhta hai kahin???



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