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📍1. मांग भरने की सजा कुछ इस कदर पा रहा हूँ
की मांग पूरी करते-करते, अब मांग-मांग के खा रहा हूँ...!!! 
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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📍2. पापा: बेटी, बड़ी हो के क्या करोगी?
बेटी: शादी...
पापा: गलत बात है... 
अभी से किसी का बुरा नहीं सोचते...! 
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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📍3. पति ने पान खरीद के पत्नी को खाने के लिए दिया.
पत्नी: अरे... आप ने तो अपने लिए लिया ही नहीं..!
पति: में तो ऐसे ही खामोश रह सकता हूँ...!!
😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

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📍4. बीवी क्या होती है?
बीवी भगवन के प्रसाद जैसे होती है,
जिसमे चाहते हुए भी कोई नुक्स नहीं निकाल सकते;
श्रद्धा और मज़बूरी के साथ चुपचाप खाए जाओ...!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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📍5. पत्नी: मैंने सुना है की स्वर्ग में पुरुषो को अप्सराए मिलती है.. 
औरतो को क्या मिलता है.....?
पति:--- कुछ नहीं...!!
उपरवाला सिर्फ दुखी लोगो की ही सुनता है..!
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📍6. पत्नी: मैंने सुना है की स्वर्ग में पति-पत्नी को साथ में रहेने नहीं देते...
पति: पगली, तभी तो उसे स्वर्ग कहेते है..!
😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘

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📍7. मतदान करने के लिए उम्र 18 साल, और शादी के लिए 21 साल... 
ऐसा क्यू...?
क्यू की, सरकार जानती है, की
बीवी संभालना, मुल्क सँभालने से ज्यादा मुश्किल है...! 
😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

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📍8. FRIEND is- Asian Paints = जो दुनिया बदल दे...
GIRLFRIEND is- Everest Masala = जो टेस्ट में बेस्ट...
WIFE is-- Mosquito Coil = जो कोने-कोने से ढूंढ के मारे !
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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📍9. ज़िन्दगी के शुरुआत "S" से होती है:
S से सूरज, सुबह, शाम, समय,....
उसके बाद: S से सगाई, शादी, फिर सांस, ससुर, साला, साली,
और फिर सत्यानाश...!!!!!
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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📍10. पति: डार्लिंग, तुम खूबसूरत होती जा रही हो...
पत्नी (खुश हो कर, रसोईघर में से): तुमने कैसे जाना??
पति: तुम्हे देख कर रोटियां भी जलने लगी है...!!
😜😜😜😜😜😝😝😝😝😝

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📍11. किसी को उसके फटे हुए जूते, मैले कपडे, पुरानी घडी, उतरा हुआ मुंह,.... इत्यादि चीजो से उसे गरीब ना मानो....
हो सकता है, की वो आदमी शादीशुदा हो...!!
😜😜😜😜😜😝😝😝😝😝

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📍12. बहन की बिदाई पर छोटा भाई बोला:
“पापा,दीदी रो रही है लेकीन जीजु तो नही रो रहे !”
“बेटा,दीदी गेट तक रोएगी,जीजु कब्र तक रोएगा...”
😜 😜😜😜😝😝😝😝😝😝

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📍13. एक आदमी ज्योतिषी से बोला.“मेरी शादी क्यों नही हो रही है??
ज्योतिष बोला,“कैसे होगी पगले? कुण्डली में सुख ही सुख जो लीखा है!!!!!!“ 
😜😜😜😜😜😝😝😝😝😝

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📍17. पति: तेरे बाप की जले पर नमक छींकने की आदत गई नही |
पत्नी: क्यों क्या हुआ?
पति: आज फिर से पूछ रहा था,“मेरी बेटीसे शादी करके खुश तो हो ना?” 
😜😜😜😜😜😝😝😝😝

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