Rahul Special : πΉπΉπΉ
Rahul Gandhi - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper - Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Rahul Gandhi- Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free" π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘ ππππππππππππππ
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Modi - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Rahul Gandhi - I can eat 6 apples.
Modi - Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Rahul Gandhi: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Rahul Gandhi to Digvijay - How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
Digvijay - I can eat 10.
Rahul Gandhi - Pagal.. 6 bolte to mast joke sunata!! π°ππ«πππ
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Rahul Gandhi calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Rahul Gandhi - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk - Those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.
Rahul Gandhi - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
Help Desk - π³π«
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First time in the history it has happened....!
Rajnikant vs Rahul Gandhi
Question to both in a competition.
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Rahul Gandhi: Depend karta hai ....
agar horizontally half karo to ''0'' or vertically karo to ''3''
π³ Rajnikant still unconcious...!!!
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Rahul Gandhi: Hey mom, what plans for weekend ?
Sonia : Income Tax Returns.
Rahul Gandhi: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
Sonia : Jaa mere baap, tu Modi ko gali de!!!
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100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...
Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Rahul Gandhi.
Referee - Y r u not running...?
Rahul Gandhi- My number is 4.
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SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....
Rahul Gandhi: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....
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Rahul Gandhi and Kejriwal are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Rahul Gandhi - What should we do now?
Kejriwal - We'll take 50:50.
-Rahul Gandhi What about the remaining 900?
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Rahul Gandhi: Let's go for movie.
Kejriwal : I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Rahul Gandhi: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.πππππ
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Rahul Gandhi reading newspaper..
News:
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Rahul Gandhi comments:
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
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Kejriwal : I have more Fans than You..
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Rahul Gandhi: No Big deal, I have AC at Home.π
It's new in market forward itπ
Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo meri Chattri ab tak nahi lautai...
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhana mana hai.
This is classic.... supperrrb example of our cute trains...
Train ruki... Khidki khuli..
Nazarein mili.. Usne kaha.
Chai. Chai.Garam Chai.. :)
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:?
Door se dekha to haseena bula rahi thee..
paas jaa ker dekha to bhains sir hila rahi thee.
Maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin...
chand ne kaha.. Ullu ke pathe.. itni upar se dikhta hai kahin???
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