Rahul gandhi and kejriwal special

Rahul Special : 😹😹😹
Rahul Gandhi  - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper - Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai. 
 Rahul Gandhi- Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free" 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œ
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Modi - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Rahul Gandhi - I can eat 6 apples.
Modi - Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Rahul Gandhi: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Rahul Gandhi to Digvijay - How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
Digvijay  - I can eat 10.
Rahul Gandhi - Pagal.. 6 bolte to mast joke sunata!! πŸ˜°πŸ˜œπŸ˜«πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‡πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
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Rahul Gandhi calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Rahul Gandhi - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk - Those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.
Rahul Gandhi - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
Help Desk - πŸ˜³πŸ”« 
πŸ˜„πŸ˜œ
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First time in the history it has happened....!
Rajnikant vs Rahul Gandhi
Question to both in a competition.
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Rahul Gandhi: Depend karta hai ....
agar horizontally half karo to ''0'' or vertically karo to ''3''
😳 Rajnikant still unconcious...!!!
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Rahul Gandhi: Hey mom, what plans for weekend ?
Sonia : Income Tax Returns.
Rahul Gandhi: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
Sonia : Jaa mere baap, tu Modi ko gali de!!!
πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜±πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘πŸ˜πŸ˜
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100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...
Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Rahul Gandhi.
Referee - Y r u not running...?
 Rahul Gandhi- My number is 4.
😝😝😝😝😝
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SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....
Rahul Gandhi: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....
πŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ‘
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Rahul Gandhi and Kejriwal  are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Rahul Gandhi - What should we do now?
Kejriwal - We'll take 50:50.
-Rahul Gandhi What about the remaining 900?
😬😡😡😡😬
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Rahul Gandhi: Let's go for movie. 
Kejriwal : I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Rahul Gandhi: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜
πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜Š
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Rahul Gandhi reading newspaper..
News:
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Rahul Gandhi comments:
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
πŸ˜…πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜€
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Kejriwal  : I have more Fans than You..
πŸ‘πŸ‘
Rahul Gandhi: No Big deal, I have AC at Home.πŸ˜‚ 
It's new in market forward itπŸ˜‚


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