The expert student
Aaj kal ke bachon ko kaise marks aate hai
*99.4, 99.5, 99.8, 99.9*
apne ko to itna sirf bukhaar aata tha........😜😜😜😂😂
1. Black is a colour,
White is a colour,
But Black and White TV is not a Colour TV.
2. If soap and water make the body clean, then what makes the towel dirty after bath?
You are free to use calculator.
A Doctor returns to clinic after a day Off & asks his Sardar compounder about Patients.
Doctor: how did it go.
Sardar: 1st had headache
I gave SARIDON
Sardar: 2nd had runnin nose & I gave him COLDARIN
Impressed Dr: Good
Sardar: 3rd was a Lady.
She Took-Off her Clothes, climbed nude on the Bed. Opened her Legs & yelled
"Help me, for 5 years I have not SEEN a Man"
Excited Dr: What did u do?
Sardar: I Put Eye Drops in Her Eyes..!🤣🤣🤣