Adult Hindi jokes list 1
Teacher;- Batao Raja Akbar Ne Kab Tak
Shaashan Kiya?
Pappu;- Madam, Page No 22 Sey 30 Tak
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Ent Pr Ent Chadta Hai
To
Deewar Ban Jati Hai
Or
Ladki Pr Ladka Chadata Hai
To
Parivaar Ban Jata Hai
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Jeevan Me Kya Lekar Aye They
Kya
Lekar Jana Jayengey
Kaaju Jaisa Lekar Aaye They
Kaila Jaisa Lekar Jana Hai
To Mauj Karo
Or
Kapdey Utaar Kar Roj Karo
Bachpan Me Bhooto K
Jawani Me Chooto K
Or
Budhapey Mey Yamdooto K Sapne
Dimaag Ki Maa Choadkar Rakh Dete Hai
Jab Kismat Me Hi Likha Hai Gaand Ghasna
To
Kya Karega Nimbu Paani Or Rasna
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Adult Hindi jokes list 2
Aadmi Ko Zindagi Me Sirf 2 Cheezey
Achi Milni Chahiye
1 Khuraak(Khana Paani Roti)
2 Suraakh(Choot)
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Sonakshi Sinha Kisi Pr Sirf
Isliye Naraj Ho Gayi Hai Kyunki
Wo Shaksh Unhey Bikini Me Dekhna Chahta
Tha
Pr Yaha Naraj To Bikini Ko Hona Chahiye
Be Ijjati To Uski Huyi Hai
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Teacher;- Aisi Kon C Cheej Hai Jise Dekh
To Saktey Hai Pr Choo Nahi Saktey
Pappu;- Madam Rehne Do Aap Bura Man jaogey
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Suhaagraat Ko Pati K Andar Gustey Hi
Patni Ne Apna Blouse Utara Diya
Pati Dekhkar Bada Hairan Hua Or Biwi
Sey Pucha;-Arey Tumne Mere Aatey Hi
Apna Blouse Kyu Utar Diya
Patni Sharmatey Huye Boli;- Ji Aapki
Babhi Ne Kha Tha Ki Jaatey Hi Apne Pati
Ko Dhoodh Pila Dena
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Adult Hindi jokes list 3
Ratan Tata Ko Reteirment K Baad Pta Chla
Ki Nano Car Me 2 Pareshaaniya Hai
1 Pregnent Mahila Andar Nahi Aa Sakti
2 Car K Andar Kisi Mahila Ko Pregnent Nahi Kar
Saktey
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Machar Study Kar Rahey They
Pehla Machar;- Mai To Aagey Doctor
Banuga
Dusra Macahar;- Main To Aagey Chalkar Enggineer
Banuga
Itne Me Santa Aaya Or Mortein Jala Diya
Dono Machar Bole;- Bhenchaod Ney Sara
Carrier Kharab Kar Diya
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Ek Hota Hai Sundar
Ek Hota Hai Ati Sundar
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In Sabse Bhi Khin Agey
Bhenchoad Kya Maal Hai
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Adult Hindi jokes list 4
Jab Jab Mera Insaniyat Sey Vishwaas Uthane
Lagta Hai
Tab Tab Koi MahaPurush Whatsapp Pr
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Porn Movie Bhej Kar Insaniyat Ki Nayi Misaal
Kayam Kar Deta Hai
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Wo Shaksh Bhi Kitna Madarchoad Hoga
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Jisne Choot Chaatne Ka Aavishakar Kiya Hoga
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Paksitaan Mey
Teacher Bachey Sey;- Tumhey Pta
Hamare Purvaj Bandar They
Bacha;- Chup Madarchaod Tere Hoge
Hamare To Aatankvaadi They
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Ek Angoori Bhabhi Ko Pet Dard Hua
To Wah Doctor K Paas Gayi
Doctor Ney Kha Tum Garabhvati Ho
Angoori Rote Huye Maine Kha Tha
Laado K Bhaiya Sey Pehle Hi Kha Tha
K Kam Dam Lga K Karo
To Doctor Ne Kha Bhabhi Ji Wo Kam Dam
Nhi Condom Hota Hai
Bhabhi Ji Haskar Boli;-
Ha Han Sahi Pakde Hai
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Ek Pal Me Usne Paraya Kar Diya
Jab Wo Boli
Muh Me Lene K Alag Paise Langeygey
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Ladka;- Kya Tum Mujhsey Pyaar Karti Ho
Ladki;- Han Mai Tumhare Liye Kuch Bhi
Kar Sakti Hu
Ladka;- Sach
Ladki;- Han
Ladka;- Chal Fir Fatafat Ghodi Ban Ja
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Teacher;- ABCD Sey Shuru Hone Wale Ek Vakya
Banao
Pappu;- Aapki Bhen Choad Dunga
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Teacher;- Batao Congress Ki Sathapana Kisne Ki
Student;- Pta Nahi Sir Kisne Ki
Pr Visarjan To Rahul Gandhi Hi Karengey
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Santa;- Oriyo Biscuit Ka Add Pta Nhi Bacho Ko Biscuit
Khana Sikha Rha Hai Ya Sex Karna
Banta;- Wo Kaise
Santa;- Kehtey Hai Pehle Kholo Fir Chaato
Or Dip Karo
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PAKISTANI DISCRETE MATHS QUESTION PAPER
============================================================================================== i) Students found copying will be shot on the spot.
ii)Any student coming late after 10 minutes after the exam starts will be forced to join Al Qayda group
iii)Ak 47 -s and Grenades are not allowed in the exam hall.Students may keep their daggers,Revolvers and pack of anthrax bombs only for self defense.
============================================================================================== Exam Time 3 hours
Full Marks 100
All questions are compulsory.
1. Abdul was sent to jail for murder. He has 7 wifes in his house. Abdul distributed Money to his wives in such a proportion that the youngest and most recent wife receives maximum and oldest wife gets minimum, and each wife gets double of her former competitor. Abdul has 1700 Rupaye left in his house. Abdul's oldest wife needs atleast 25 rupaye per month. Find out the time when Abdul will have to break Jail to come out and earn money so that his wives do not starve.
2. Karim is a Drug seller. Prices per gram of Marihuana, hasis, haroine and LHD s are 50, 60,70,80 Rupaye respectively. Karim offers a discount of Rupaye 20 for his buyers who buys more than 50 grams of drug. If Rahim , a buyer gets Rupaye 37 discount find out the grams of LHD he bought.
3. Imran tampers the ball thrice per over. He deforms the ball .02% of its original shape each time . Find the percentage deformation the ball due to tampering in a one day series against India in which Imran bowled 9.3 overs.
4. Mohammed has a Company named Al Qayada Kidnapping & Murder Private Limited. He has to threat 10 people per day over Telephone. 40% of the people he threats are cinema stars in Mumbai, 30% are Businessman in Delhi, 20% are Cricket Players in Madras and 10% are shopkeepres in Calcutta . IF isd charges are rupaye 15, 25, 40, 50 per minute from Mohammed's city Islamabad to Bombay, Delhi, Calcutta and Madras respectively and he gets a Telephone bill of 10,230 Rupaya in a month Find out The No of Cinema stars in Mumbai , threatened in that particular month.
5. A terrorist group has to provide one Ak 47.one AK 49,one Rocket Launcher, 50 Grenades and one pack of RDX to its Ron roots for training .One AK 47 costs 100$; One Ak 49 costs 150 $ ,A Bazuka rocket Launcher costs 250 $ , grenade is 3 $ each , a pack of Rdx Bomb attached with remote Control is 500 $. The terrorist group admitts 2000 new people every year out of which 30 % are court-martialed . Find the amt of Foreign Money Pakistan Govt has to provide each year to run such a group.
6. If stabilty of democratic Govt. in pakistan is given by the following equation X exp3 +X exp2 -16 =i; Find out x.
7. Probaliblity of a Pakistani prime minister to be shot is 78 %. Probabilty of a Military general to be shot is 80 % . FInd the joint probability of a Prime minister to be shot who is also a Military general.
8. Find out geometrically the area of Pakistaan using PI Theorem with Osama BIn Ladens Correction (That is taking he value of PI = 786 instead of 3.14....), if Paktunistaan is taken as a heptagon.
9. A 'GHAURI' missile tries to fly from Drass to Kargil which is not too far from Drass (say 100 miles) and is exactly to the East of Drass . The wind is blowing from the South and the speed of the wind is exactly equal to the speed of the airplane. (The speed of the airplane is measured with respect to the air!)The pilot decides to steer traight to Kargil all the time during the flight. Will the airplane ever reach Kargil ?
10. What if the speed of the wind is k times the speed of the airplane, where k is a positive number (can be greater or less than 1)? Try to sketch the trajectory of the airplane (with respect to the ground, of course) in each of the three cases: k=1, k1 and k<1.
11. Briefly discuss the Unsolved problem f "Bisection of a Trinagle" with a Compass and an unmarked ruler if the triangle is named as KASHMIR.
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