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Reservation Aaliya bhatt : Alia bhatt jokes
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रिजर्वेशन तो ऑनलाइन होता है, इसमें आंदोलन क्या करना.
...अलिया भट्ट


Alia bhatt volvo : Alia bhatt jokes
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Mukesh Ambani to Alia Bhatt What's Surname of Neeta

Alia: VOLVO Good morning to all... 🌞🌞🌞


Where were you born : Alia bhatt jokes
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Alia RETURNS

Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .


Name of your car : Alia bhatt jokes
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Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Alia: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Alia: What is the name of your car?
Pooja: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Alia: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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What have you done all night : Alia bhatt jokes
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Alia joined new job. 1st day she worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Alia: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Alia: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Whose skeleton is that : Alia bhatt jokes
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Alia: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Alia: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Alia: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Alia: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.


No impossible word : Alia bhatt jokes
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Half of 8 : Alia bhatt jokes
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