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Government just do VLOOKUP : Hindi jokes

I don't understand.

My Aadhaar is connected to my PAN and the PAN to my bank a/c.

And my bank is connected to my mobile no.


Why can't the government just VLOOKUP ?😜😝


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The awsome jokes 3 : Hindi jokes

The expert student

 Aaj kal ke bachon ko kaise marks aate hai

*99.4, 99.5, 99.8, 99.9*

 apne ko to itna sirf bukhaar aata tha........😜😜😜😂😂

 

Ultimate puzzle

EXAM QUESTION​

1. Black is a colour,
White is a colour,
But Black and White TV is not a Colour TV.
Discuss. 

2. If ​soap​ and ​water​ make the ​body​ clean, then what makes the ​towel​ dirty after bath? 
Discuss. 

You are free to use calculator.
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good luck!!!!

 

Sardar jokes

 A Doctor returns to clinic after a day Off & asks his Sardar compounder about Patients.

Doctor: how did it go.
Sardar: 1st had headache
I gave SARIDON
Dr: Ok

Sardar: 2nd had runnin nose & I gave him COLDARIN
Impressed Dr: Good

Sardar: 3rd was a Lady.
She Took-Off her Clothes, climbed nude on the Bed. Opened her Legs & yelled
"Help me, for 5 years I have not SEEN a Man"
Excited Dr: What did u do?

Sardar: I Put Eye Drops in Her Eyes..!🤣🤣🤣


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Gadi kashyawar ahe marathi joke : Marathi joke

एडमिन ला पोलीस अडवतो.
पोलीस :गाडी गॅसवर आहे?
एडमिन : नाही.
पोलीस : मग डिझेलवर आहे?
एडमिन: नाही हो साहेब.
पोलीस : बरं पेट्रोलवर आहे?
एडमिन : नाही .
पोलीस : अरे मग कशावर आहे?
एडमिन : हफ्त्यावर आहे.

पोलिस जागेवरच ठार


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Jar yacha result ala tar marathi joke : Marathi joke


हॉटेल मध्ये मुलगा
आणि मुलगी बसलेले असतात..
मुलीची आई त्या
दोघांना तिथेपाहते
आणि आपल्या मुलीला फोन करते
आई : कुठे आहेस ...
मुलगी : परीक्षा देत आहे
आई : या परीक्षेचा
जर रिझल्ट आला ना
तर तुझं तंगडच
तोडून टाकीन...


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Rahul gandhi and kejriwal special : Hindi jokes

Rahul Special : 😹😹😹
Rahul Gandhi  - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper - Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai. 
 Rahul Gandhi- Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free" 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
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Modi - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Rahul Gandhi - I can eat 6 apples.
Modi - Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Rahul Gandhi: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Rahul Gandhi to Digvijay - How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
Digvijay  - I can eat 10.
Rahul Gandhi - Pagal.. 6 bolte to mast joke sunata!! 😰😜😫😂😇😅😅😅
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Rahul Gandhi calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Rahul Gandhi - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk - Those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.
Rahul Gandhi - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
Help Desk - 😳🔫 
😄😜
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First time in the history it has happened....!
Rajnikant vs Rahul Gandhi
Question to both in a competition.
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Rahul Gandhi: Depend karta hai ....
agar horizontally half karo to ''0'' or vertically karo to ''3''
😳 Rajnikant still unconcious...!!!
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Rahul Gandhi: Hey mom, what plans for weekend ?
Sonia : Income Tax Returns.
Rahul Gandhi: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
Sonia : Jaa mere baap, tu Modi ko gali de!!!
😜😜😱😝👏😊👍😝😝
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100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...
Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Rahul Gandhi.
Referee - Y r u not running...?
 Rahul Gandhi- My number is 4.
😝😝😝😝😝
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SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....
Rahul Gandhi: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....
😜😝😜😝👏
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Rahul Gandhi and Kejriwal  are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Rahul Gandhi - What should we do now?
Kejriwal - We'll take 50:50.
-Rahul Gandhi What about the remaining 900?
😬😵😵😵😬
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Rahul Gandhi: Let's go for movie. 
Kejriwal : I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Rahul Gandhi: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.😄😂😁😁😁
😝😜😛😛😊
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Rahul Gandhi reading newspaper..
News:
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Rahul Gandhi comments:
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
😅😃😜😝😀
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Kejriwal  : I have more Fans than You..
👍👍
Rahul Gandhi: No Big deal, I have AC at Home.😂 
It's new in market forward it😂


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Dhasu aur khatarnak Hindi jokes : Hindi jokes

SMS karne mein kitna maza aata hai, lekin dil ghabrata hai, kyunke balance jata hai, lekin asal maza tab aata hai,
jab kanjoos logon se SMS ka jawab aata hai…

Fizao ke badalne ka intazar nahi karte, Andhiyo ke rukne ka intazar nahi karte, SMS kar dete hai hum har roz, Hum kanjus ke sms ka intazar nahi karte.

Bewakuf, Murakh, Matlabi, Dhokhebaz, Chugalkhor, Besharam, Jhuthe, Badtamiz, Mokaparast, Pakhandi, ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.

Koi patthar se na maare mere diwane ko … Koi patthar se na maare mere diwane ko … Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron … Udaa do saale ko.

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai , unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai


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