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Mens power-Think beyond the sex : Aaj ka gyan

*Think beyond the sex* 

The Power of MAN .. 💪💪

1) A man's balls hold up to 6 shots of semen.
2) Each shot contains around 500 million sperms, thus a man's balls holds like 3 billion sperms.
3) Each sperm has 37MB of DNA information in it. Therefore it follows that balls contain over 10TB of data!
4).An average ejaculation lasts 3seconds, during which the penis transfers over 1.5TB of data. This means a transfer rate of over 500GB/s.

And you boast that Airtel internet at 100mbps is the fastest  .. 😂😂

My friend,, we are walking servers..

This post is for Information purposes.
DO NOT PLUG YOUR ORGAN IN ANY COMPUTER FOR VERIFICATIONS. 😱😱


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Tumhe kya mangau : Husband Wife jokes

Husband-Wife-jokes

 

पप्पू अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को लेकर
होटल डिनर करने गया।
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पप्पू – बोलो बेबी… क्या मंगाऊं ?
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गर्लफ्रेंड – मेरे लिए तो पिज़्ज़ा मंगा लो
और अपने लिए एम्बुलेंस मंगा लो।
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पप्पू – अरे एम्बुलेंस क्यों ?
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गर्लफ़्रेंड – पीछे देखो तुम्हारी बीवी खड़ी है।
😳😁😂😭😍☺😊😘


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Latest marathi khatarnak dhasu jokes : adult nonveg marathi jokes

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*मन्या*:
जरा उंदीर मारण्याचे औषध देता का..

*मेडिकलवाला*:
घरी घेऊन जाणार का...?

*मन्या*:
नाही... इथेच खातो आणि घरी जाऊन उंदराचा मुका घेतो... 
😜😂😁😊😉😝😜😇🤣👊

 

 

आई घाबरून म्हणाली बाळा तु लवकर
घरी ये सुनबाईला पेरेलिसीस चा अटॅक आलाय
तोंड वाकड डोळे वर 
आणि मान वळालीय बघ
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.मुलगा : आई तु घाबरू नकोस शांत रहा
ती सेल्फी काढत असेल ....
... ... 😝🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😝😝😝😝😝😜😜

 

 

 गुरुजी: - गण्या भारत कधी स्वतंत्र झाला 😠


गण्या : - लई दीस झालं.. तुम्ही काय झोपला व्हता का मास्तर
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😥😥😥😥😥😥😥 
बायकांनी भरलेल्या एका बसचा अपघात होतो. 

सगळ्यांचा त्यात मृत्यू होतो.. 

सगळे नवरे जवळपास एक आठवडा रडत होते. 

गण्या मात्र २ आठवडे होऊन गेले तरी अजुन रडतच 😭 होता..! 

मित्रांनी खूप खूपच खोदून-खोदून विचारल्यावर कारण कळलं..... 

....त्याच्या बायकोची बस चुकली होती..! 
😜😜😜😂😂😝😝 😜😜😜😂😂😝😝

 

 

 दोन मुलांची आई असलेल्या बाईचं 'तिसरं ' लग्न चालु असतं.

फेरे चालु असताना तिचा एक मुलगा रडायला लागताे. 

.आई म्हणते - " गप्प बस,😷 नाहीतर 
तुला


पुढच्या लग्नाला आणणारचं नाही...

नवरा बेहोश !!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

 रामायणात एक *वाली* नावाचा वानर होता .....

वालीच्या समोर जो कोणी लढाई करायला जाईल , त्याची अर्धी ताकत वालीच्या अंगात यायची .... 

माझ्या असे लक्षात आल कीअगदी  असच माझ्या बाबतीत पण घडते आहे.

कारण मी जेव्हा कधीही माझ्या बायकोशी ( घर *वाली* ) भांडण करायला जातो तेव्हा माझ्या अंगातली अर्धी ताकत नाहीशी झालेली असते आणि चक्कर पण यायला लागते.

अस वाटते की " वाली " या युगात *"घर-वाली"* च्या रुपात जिवंत झाला आहे .

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

एका  पतिचे आत्मकथन .😬

 

पत्नी: तुम मुझसे कितना प्यार करते हो?

पति: शाहजहां से भी ज्यादा.

पत्नी: मेरे मरने के बाद ताजमहल बनाओगे.

पति: मैं तो प्लॉट ले भी चुका हूं पगली देर तो तू ही कर रही है.

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JUST WONDERING IF YOU WERE MY SON : adult nonveg jokes

Hilarious!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

*Dad At The Mall*
Awesome....😜😂

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 82). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. His clothes were equally colorful: bright blue pants, electric green shirt, yellow belt....and I think there was eye makeup involved, too. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. 
  
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man?  Never done anything wild in your life?" 

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:

_*"GOT DRUNK ONCE AND HAD SEX WITH A PEACOCK.  I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU WERE MY SON.”*🤔🤔


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Double meaning jokes khatarnak : Hindi jokes

*एक भयानक डबल* *मीनिंग*‼ 

पत्नी:- मेरे बाल सफेद होते जा रहे है .... व्हाॅट शुड आय डु??


*पति:- व्हाय डोन्ट यु "डाय*"?

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CAN I COME : Husband Wife jokes

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. 

I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.

He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.

An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.

This continued off and on for several weeks.

Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'...!

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar ... 

'HE LIVES IN A HOME, WITH MY NON-STOP CHATTING AND NAGGING WIFE, HE'S TRYING TO CATCH UP ON HIS SLEEP .. CAN I COME WITH HIM TOMORROW ....???'
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