Some Boy Scouts from the city were on a camping trip.

The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten.

Then one of the scouts saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, “We might as well give up. They’re coming after us with
flashlights.”

My cat is so smart.

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He eats cheese, then waits at the mouse hole with baited breath.

If baby pigs are called piglets, why aren’t baby bulls called bullets and baby chickens
chicklets?

What is as big as an elephant but doesn’t weigh an ounce?

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An elephant’s shadow.

First octopus: What do you like least about being an octopus?

Second octopus: Washing my hands before dinner.

Steve: How did your parakeet die?
Fred: Flu.
Steve: Don’t be silly. Parakeets don’t die from the flu.
Fred: Mine did. He flew under a bus.

Three mice are sitting around boasting about their strengths. The first mouse says, “Mouse
traps are nothing! I do push-ups with the bar.”
The second mouse pulls a pill from his pocket, swallows it, and says with a grin, “That was
rat poison.”
The third mouse got up to leave. The first mouse says, “Where do you think you’re going?”
“It’s time to go home and chase the cat.”

One day a chicken went to a library and said, “Book, book, book.” The librarian gave the
chicken three books, and the chicken went on its way.
The next day the same chicken came into the library and said, “Book, book, book.” So the
librarian gave the chicken three books again, but this time she became suspicious of where
the chicken was taking the books, so she decided to follow the chicken.
After awhile, the chicken came to a swamp and stopped beside a frog. The chicken gave the
three books to the frog, and the frog said, “Read it! Read it! Read it!”

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

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“Wheeeee!”

Why are frogs so happy?

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They eat whatever bugs them.

Teacher: Where are elephants found?
Student: They’re so big, I didn’t think they could get lost!

What comes once in a minute, once in a month, but never in a day?
The letter m.

Two guys on a tandem bike were pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When
they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, “Whew, that was so hard.”
The second replied, “If I hadn’t been pushing the brakes the whole time, we would have
rolled down backwards.”

Q: What kind of balls don’t bounce?
A: Eyeballs.

Q: Why can’t you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
A: Because they’re always peaking.

Q: What did the bride say when she dropped her bouquet?
A: “Whoopsy-Daisies.”

Q: Why did Jimmy’s parents scream when they saw his grades?
A: Because he had a bee on his report card.

🐓एक मुर्गा मालिक को खिङकी से बैठा देख रहा था।

मालिक बहुत बीमार था,मालिक की पत्नी उसके बगल में बैठी थी।

पत्नी बोली : आपको बहुत तेज़ बुखार है मै आपके लिए चिकन सूप बना लाती हूँ। इतना सुनते ही मुर्गे के तोते उङ गये।

मुर्गा बोला : आंटी जी एक बार क्रोसिन देखो , लगेच चिकेन सूप क्या..?? (ओ ताई एकदा क्रोसिन पण देउन बघ ना...काय लगेच चिकन सुप ??)