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A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seeminglycorrect! Do you feel that he was wrongly penalised??  

Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?.. 

Ans.- In his Last Battle.. 

 

Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed? 

Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page.. 

 

Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..

Ans.- Marriage.. 

 

Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?..

Ans.- Liquid State.. 

 

Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?. 

Ans.- On His Birthday. 

 

Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?.. 

Ans.- By Mango Shake..!! 

 

Q.7-India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai...???.. 

Awesome Reply By Student:- .."Daaru K GlassMe..." 

 

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