I LOVE YOU!, Gorgeous.”
“Wishing the sweetest, happiest day to my forever Valentine.” I LOVE YOU!
“Tonight is all ours. I can’t wait to celebrate with you.” I LOVE YOU!
“Especially today, I hope you feel how much I love you and how grateful I am to have you in my life.” I LOVE YOU!
“You take my breath away. Always.” I LOVE YOU!
“You have no idea how sexy you are.” I LOVE YOU!
“I couldn’t ask for a more wonderful [husband] than you.” I LOVE YOU!
“My heart is all yours.” I LOVE YOU!
“Thanks for being you and for being mine.” I LOVE YOU!
“I love all the adventures we have together.” I LOVE YOU!
“This will definitely be a kids-in-bed-early kind of night. XOXOXO” I LOVE YOU!
“God is good. I know because he gave me you to love.” I LOVE YOU!
“I’m so excited to be sharing our first Valentine’s Day together. I hope it’s the first of many…” I LOVE YOU!
“Wish you were here for me to spoil today.” I LOVE YOU!
“Has it really been years? I’d do it all over in a heartbeat.” I LOVE YOU!
If there’s one thing in this world I’m afraid to lose, it’s you. I am so in love with you that I can’t afford to lose you!
Each time I look at you, I just smile to myself and think, ‘I certainly could not have done better’. You are perfect the way you are. I love you honey.
I had been dreaming of you, way before I met you, way before you were even born in this world. And I am happy that you are mine now.
Each time I make a wish, I wish for us to be together forever. I know it will come true because you already live in my heart. I love you.
I love you more than the stars in the night even every day we fight my love will never change, even slight I just love you, I simply do.
Look at the computer keyboard, U and I were placed side by side. That’s how the alphabets should be arranged because my love will never cease to exist as long as it’s you and me.
If I was a teardrop in your eye I would roll down onto your lips. But if you were a tear in my eye I would never cry as I would be afraid to lose you.
I will never promise you everything on earth, but I’ll promise you everything my heart brings out because you own my heart.
Someday I might write a poem to describe your beauty, or a song to express my affection for you. But right now, I’m just lost in your love!
Loving you is the only things that make my life worth living. I enjoy every moment I spend in loving you. You are my sunshine in life!
I have loved you more times than I have loved myself. You are the reason why I’m happy and hopeful always. I love you so much!
When I’m with you, all I do is pray to God that he stops the time from flowing. All I want in life is to spend a forever with you. I love you dear!
If you ask me why do I love you so much, I’d say because I see a piece of myself in you and because you let me be myself when I’m with you.
You took control of my heart from the moment I met you. Now the owner of my heart is you. Take care of it and give it what it wants. I love you!
I was living a black and white life until I met you. You brought colors into it and now I’m seeing rainbows everywhere. I love you!
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes
of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece.
Tears :The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage .
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
Classic:A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile :A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and you with his bills.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.