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Becoz of Global Warming........
Our Next generation will not b able to see Tigers !!!!
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Toh Hum kya kare?
Humne bhi to Dinosaur nahi dekha hai.
Kabhi Shikayat ki kya?


Only 940 girls are left for every 1000 boys
in
India .........
SAVE GIRLS !!!
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we can save the tigers later....
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Bike pe piche ladki chahiye ya tiger ??
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choice is yours....
Janhit Mein Jaari....
Bachao Naari..!! 


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