A plane carrying politicians crashed into a farm. When the police arrived, they found out that the Ramesh the farmer had already buried them.
The following conversation ensued :
POLICE : Are you sure they were dead ?.
Ramesh : Yes, I'm very sure, though I heard some screaming "Help me! I'm still alive o!", but you know these politicians, they lie alot.
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar, Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye, Wo to hamare ho na sake, Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaye, Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai, to hum behosh ho gaye...
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI PAR KYA KAROON, KAMBAKKTH YE CHASHMA BEECH MEIN AA JATA HAI
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di; Apartment manga.. bangla diya; Dost manga to tumhain diya.. Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
Ghoonghat me tujhe dekha to..... Deewana hua Sangeet ka taraana hua Shamaa ka parwana hua Masti me mastaana hua Par jaise hi ghoonghat uthaaya to .. is duniya se ravaana hua