*WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just to pick up a dress...#Real-Talk
*TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of the Quarter guard of the barracks...#lmao
*FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet...#Real-Talk
*IRONY is having the Chairman of the Unemployed Association driving a Range Rover Sport...#IronyIndeed
*STUPIDITY is having six cars while living in a rented apartment...#Fool
*WISDOM is dating your landlord's daughter...#Collateral
*COURAGE is asking how much your boss earns per month...coz you think you work harder than him.#Real-Talk
*FOOLISHNESS is hiring a $500, cab to watch a film of $80...#Why Not Wait For The Pirated Copy?
*LOVE is buying kebabs for your girlfriend and eating only the onions...#True Love
*STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you don't copy and paste and send to your contacts...make them laugh too!
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar, Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye, Wo to hamare ho na sake, Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaye, Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai, to hum behosh ho gaye...
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI PAR KYA KAROON, KAMBAKKTH YE CHASHMA BEECH MEIN AA JATA HAI
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di; Apartment manga.. bangla diya; Dost manga to tumhain diya.. Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
Ghoonghat me tujhe dekha to..... Deewana hua Sangeet ka taraana hua Shamaa ka parwana hua Masti me mastaana hua Par jaise hi ghoonghat uthaaya to .. is duniya se ravaana hua