Teacher : Bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigaret nahi piyoge..
Bachey : nahi piyenge.
Teacher : Girls ka picha nahi karoge.
Bachey : nahi karenge.
Teacher : Girls se friendship nahi karoge.
Bachey : nahi karenge.
Teacher : Or watan pe zindagi qurban karoge.
Bachey : kar denge aisi zindagi ka aur karna bhi kya hai
Pintu : I love u...
.
Ladki ne zor se
thappad maara,
aur boli ..
Kya kaha tune ??
Pintu ne bhi ghuma kar
2 zordaar chaanta maara
aur kaha.. : Kamini..
jab suna hi nahin
to maara kyun !
Husband : mujhe
neend nahi aa rahi hai
Wife : jao jaakar
bartan saaf kar do
Husband : neend me
bol raha hun pagli..
Husband: Tumhre Shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?
.
Wife silent!
.
Husbend chilla k: Main is khamoshi ko kyA smjhu?
.
Wife: Haye rabba....
Gin to rhi hoon chilla kyu rhe ho....
DARPOK Hai Wo log jo,
single hain..,Shaadi nahi Karte...
Saala JIGAR chahiye,
Khushi se BARBAAD Hone Ke Liye....
😛
ATTiTUDE ROCKZ :
Saas Bahu Se=Uth Ja Kambakht
Dekh Suraj 🌞 Kabka Nikal Aaya Hai
Bahu= Hey Relax Mom... Wo Sota Bhi To Mujhse Pehle Hai..!
THiNK Different
😜😜
Pappu - agar duniya ki sarri admiyo ka chehra ek jaisa hota toh kya hota ?
Golu - wahi hota jo gas cylendr ka hota hai..kabhi iskey ghar kabhi uske ghar
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye...
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
PAR KYA KAROON,
KAMBAKKTH YE CHASHMA BEECH MEIN AA JATA HAI
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
Dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
Ghoonghat me tujhe dekha to.....
Deewana hua
Sangeet ka taraana hua
Shamaa ka parwana hua
Masti me mastaana hua
Par jaise hi ghoonghat uthaaya to ..
is duniya se ravaana hua
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