There was a virgin who was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother
about it. So, the grandmother says, “Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to
try to kiss you. You are going to like that but don’t let him do it. He is going to try to feel your breast
and you are going to like it, but don’t let him do it.
He is going to try to put his hand between your legs. You are going to like that but don’t let him do
it. But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going
to like that but don’t let him do it—it will disgrace the family.”
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her
grandmother about it.
So the next day, she told her grandmother that her date went just like she said. But she said,
“Grandmother, I didn’t let him disgrace the family. When he tried I turned over, got on top of him and
disgraced his family.”
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar, Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye, Wo to hamare ho na sake, Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se, to hum madhosh ho gaye, Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai, to hum behosh ho gaye...
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI PAR KYA KAROON, KAMBAKKTH YE CHASHMA BEECH MEIN AA JATA HAI
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di; Apartment manga.. bangla diya; Dost manga to tumhain diya.. Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
Ghoonghat me tujhe dekha to..... Deewana hua Sangeet ka taraana hua Shamaa ka parwana hua Masti me mastaana hua Par jaise hi ghoonghat uthaaya to .. is duniya se ravaana hua