A kid comes home from school and says, “Mom, I’ve got a problem.”
She says, “Tell me.”
He tells her that the boys at school are using two words he doesn’t understand. She asks him what
they are.
He says, “Well, pussy and bitch.”
She says, “Oh, that’s no big deal. Pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog
like our Sandy.”
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, “Dad, the
boys at school are using words I don’t know, and I asked mom and I don’t think she told me their
exact meaning.”
Dad says, “Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters; she can’t handle them. What are
the words?”
He tells him, “Pussy and bitch.”
Dad says, “OK,” and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf. He takes a marker and circles the pubic
area of the centerfold and says, “Son, everything inside this circle is pussy.”
“OK, dad, so what’s a bitch?”
“Son,” he says, “everything outside that circle.”
Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo meri Chattri ab tak nahi lautai...
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhana mana hai.
This is classic.... supperrrb example of our cute trains...
Train ruki... Khidki khuli..
Nazarein mili.. Usne kaha.
Chai. Chai.Garam Chai.. :)
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:?
Door se dekha to haseena bula rahi thee..
paas jaa ker dekha to bhains sir hila rahi thee.
Maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin...
chand ne kaha.. Ullu ke pathe.. itni upar se dikhta hai kahin???
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