A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically.
The pharmacist thinks this is weird but there are no laws preventing weird people from buying
condoms. Who knows, maybe it’s a good thing.
The next day, the same man comes back to the store, purchases yet another condom, and once again
he leaves the store laughing wildly.
This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What could be so funny about buying a condom, anyway?
So he tells his clerk, “If that guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes.”
Sure enough, the next day the same man is back. He buys the condom, and again starts cracking up
with laughter, then leaves.
The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the guy. About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the
store.
“Did you follow him? Where did he go?” asks the pharmacist.
The clerk replies, “Your house.”
I’m going to drown the bastard
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden, a bumble
bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her pussy.
The woman started screaming, “Oh my god, help me, there’s a bee in my pussy!”
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said, “Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the
problem if the young man would permit.”
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee
out. The doctor said, “OK, what I’m going to do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert
it into your wife. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip I shall withdraw it and the bee should
hopefully follow it out.”
The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said, “Yes, yes, whatever, just get on
with it.”
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, slipped it into young lady. After a few
gentle strokes, the doctor said, “I don’t think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a
bit deeper.” So the doctor went deeper and deeper.
After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed.
The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud, “Oh, Doctor,
Doctor!” she shouted.
The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself. He then put his hands on
the young lady’s breasts and started making loud noises.
At this point the husband suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, “Now wait a minute. What
the hell do you think you’re doing?!”
The doctor, still concentrating, replied, “Change of plan, I’m going to drown the bastard!!”
They sure do make a mess when they thaw out
A Catholic school girl is engaged to be married. A few days before the wedding she goes on a
carriage ride with her mother. “Mom, my hands are cold.”
“Stick them between your legs and they’ll warm up,” says her mother.
The following day she goes on a carriage ride with her fiancé, “My hands are cold,” he says.
“Stick them between my legs and they’ll warm up,” she says.
The day after that they again go on a carriage ride. “My nose is cold,” says the fiancé.
“Stick it between my legs and it’ll warm up,” says the girl.
The third day they are out on another carriage ride. “My penis is cold,” says the boy.
“Stick it between my legs and it will warm up.”
The girl returns home after the carriage ride and says, “Mom, do you know what a penis is?”
“Yes,” answers the mother.
Then the girl tells her, “They sure do make a mess when they thaw out.”
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
How did it go
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with
his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.
In response the doctor said, “When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself.”
On the way home the man went to a gun store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try
out this suggestion he ran home to his wife. When he got home he was surprised and delighted to find
his wife in bed, already naked. He was so horny and excited to try out his new “system” that he didn’t
think twice and leapt on board.
After a few minutes of “slap and tickle” they found themselves in the “69” position. Sure enough,
only moments later the man felt the sudden urge to come. Following the doctor’s orders, he grabbed
the starter pistol off the bedside table and fired it.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, “How did it go?”
The man answered, “Just great! When I fired the pistol, my wife crapped on my face and bit three
inches off my dick, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!”
Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo meri Chattri ab tak nahi lautai...
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhana mana hai.
This is classic.... supperrrb example of our cute trains...
Train ruki... Khidki khuli..
Nazarein mili.. Usne kaha.
Chai. Chai.Garam Chai.. :)
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:?
Door se dekha to haseena bula rahi thee..
paas jaa ker dekha to bhains sir hila rahi thee.
Maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin...
chand ne kaha.. Ullu ke pathe.. itni upar se dikhta hai kahin???
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