A man returns from the tropics feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, who immediately rushes
the man to the hospital to undergo tests. After the tests are completed, the man wakes up to the ringing
of a telephone in his private room at the hospital. On the other end of the line, the doctor explains,
“We’ve received the results back from your tests. We’ve found that you have an extremely nasty STD
called G.A.S.H., which is a combination of gonorrhea, AIDS, syphilis, and herpes.”
“Oh my god,” cries the man. “Doc! What am I going to do?”
“Well, we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread.”
“Will that cure me?” asks the man curiously.
“Well no, but it’s the only food we can get under the door.”
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye...
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
PAR KYA KAROON,
KAMBAKKTH YE CHASHMA BEECH MEIN AA JATA HAI
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
Dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
Ghoonghat me tujhe dekha to.....
Deewana hua
Sangeet ka taraana hua
Shamaa ka parwana hua
Masti me mastaana hua
Par jaise hi ghoonghat uthaaya to ..
is duniya se ravaana hua
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