A sixteen-year-old boy goes to the drugstore one day and asks for some condoms. The clerk says
he looks very young for that kind of thing and asks what on earth he would want with such things. The
boy replies that he has been seeing a girl for a few weeks and things are starting to heat up. That night
he is going to her parents’ house for dinner, and after dinner they are going up to her room where he is
going to screw her every style from missionary to doggy and back again. The clerk sells the boy the
condoms and off he goes.
That night he rings the doorbell at his girlfriend’s house. She answers, and brings him into the
dining room where her parents are sitting at the table. Immediately, the boy buries his face in his
hands and starts saying grace. A minute passes, then two, and finally, after five minutes, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers in his ear, “I didn’t know you were so religious.”
The boy replies, “I didn’t know your father was a clerk.”
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye...
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
PAR KYA KAROON,
KAMBAKKTH YE CHASHMA BEECH MEIN AA JATA HAI
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
Dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
Ghoonghat me tujhe dekha to.....
Deewana hua
Sangeet ka taraana hua
Shamaa ka parwana hua
Masti me mastaana hua
Par jaise hi ghoonghat uthaaya to ..
is duniya se ravaana hua
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