Three nuns were talking.
The first nun said, “I was cleaning in Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A
bunch of pornographic magazines.”
“What did you do?” the other nuns asked.
“Well of course I threw them in the trash.”
The second nun said, “Well, I can top that. I was in Father’s room putting away laundry and I found
a bunch of condoms!”
“Oh, my!” gasped the other nuns. “What did you do?”
“I poked holes in all of them!” she replied.
The third nun fainted.
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye...
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
PAR KYA KAROON,
KAMBAKKTH YE CHASHMA BEECH MEIN AA JATA HAI
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
Dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
Ghoonghat me tujhe dekha to.....
Deewana hua
Sangeet ka taraana hua
Shamaa ka parwana hua
Masti me mastaana hua
Par jaise hi ghoonghat uthaaya to ..
is duniya se ravaana hua