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  • Rajnikant vs Alia.
    Question to both in a competition.
    What is half of 8?
    Rajni: 4
    Alia: Depend करता है… अगर horizontally half करो तो ”0” और vertically करो तो ”3”
    Rajnikant still unconcious…!!!

 

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  • Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?
    Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns.
    Alia bhatt: Hey first part कब रिलीज़ हुआ था ?

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