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Mukesh Ambani to Alia Bhatt What's Surname of Neeta

Alia: VOLVO Good morning to all... 🌞🌞🌞

Alia RETURNS

Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Alia: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Alia: What is the name of your car?
Pooja: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Alia: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Alia joined new job. 1st day she worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Alia: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Alia: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Alia: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Alia: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Alia: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Alia: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.

• मोदी : There is no word like impossible in my dictionary.
  Alia : अब बोलने का क्या फायदा ? ? जब खरीदी थी तभी check करना था ना ।

Tumhara account hack ho gaya :

• arjun : hey alia , तुम्हारा account hacked हो गया…..
  alia : कौन सा account?
  arjun : bank account
  alia : thank God… 1 सेकंड के लिए मैंने सोचा FB Account

• Alia Bhatt – Safola oil तो दे दिया भईया … इसके साथ का गिफ्ट नहीं दिया ….
  Shopkeeper – इसके साथ कोई गिफ्ट नहीं है….
  Alia – उल्लू मत बनाओ इसमें लिखा है “Cholesterol Free”

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• Varun – तुम खाली पेट कितने सेब खा सकती हो ?
  Alia – मैं 6 सेब खा सकती हूँ।
  Varun – गलत , तुम सिर्फ 1 सेब खा सकती हो क्यूंकि जब तुम दूसरा खाओगी तो तुम्हारा पेट खाली नहीं होगा !
  Alia: Wow superb joke. मैं अपने दोस्तों को बताऊंगी। ….
  Aliya to Shraddha – तुम खाली पेट कितने सेब खा सकती हो ?
  Shraddha – मैं 10 सेब खा सकती हूँ।
  Alia – पागल … 6 बोलती तो मस्त joke सुनाती !!

• Rajnikant vs Alia.
  Question to both in a competition.
  What is half of 8?
  Rajni: 4
  Alia: Depend करता है… अगर horizontally half करो तो ”0” और vertically करो तो ”3”
  Rajnikant still unconcious…!!!

Whats the plan:

• Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?
  Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns.
  Alia bhatt: Hey first part कब रिलीज़ हुआ था ?