Once a lady decides to celebrate her birthday by staying at a Luxury hotel. The next day when the lady is checking out of the hotel, they give her a bill for $250/-. She is taken aback looking at the bill and starts fighting at the desk for such a big bill. The Manager comes in to end the ruckus with the customer.
He says ''Mam, we have so many facilities for our customer to use Free of cost such as Spa, Swimming pool, Gym etc., so that's why all the charges are included in it.''
The lady replies, but I have not used it, so why should I pay.?
Manager says - That's your fault, but you have to pay.
The lady finally hands him over a cheque for $50.
The manager says this is only $50, what about the balance $200.?
The lady replies: $200 is for you sleeping and using me in the night.
Manager - But I haven't slept with you.
Lady - That's your fault, I was here full night and you could have used me, if you didn't, that's your fault, i am sorry for you and walked away from the hotel with every one looking at her amazed.!
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye...
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
PAR KYA KAROON,
KAMBAKKTH YE CHASHMA BEECH MEIN AA JATA HAI
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Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
Dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
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Deewana hua
Sangeet ka taraana hua
Shamaa ka parwana hua
Masti me mastaana hua
Par jaise hi ghoonghat uthaaya to ..
is duniya se ravaana hua
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