A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny miniskirt. Despite his efforts,
he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.
To his delight, he realizes she has no underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires,
“Are you looking at my pussy?”
“Yes, I’m sorry,” replies the man and promises to avert his eyes.
“It’s quite alright,” replies the woman. “It’s very talented. Watch this, I’ll make it blow a kiss to
you.”
Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. The man, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else
the wonder pussy can do.
“I can also make it wink,” says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.
“Come and sit next to me,” suggests the woman, patting the seat.
As the man moves over, the woman asks, “Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?”
“Good God!” says the man. “Can it whistle too?”
Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo meri Chattri ab tak nahi lautai...
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhana mana hai.
This is classic.... supperrrb example of our cute trains...
Train ruki... Khidki khuli..
Nazarein mili.. Usne kaha.
Chai. Chai.Garam Chai.. :)
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:?
Door se dekha to haseena bula rahi thee..
paas jaa ker dekha to bhains sir hila rahi thee.
Maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin...
chand ne kaha.. Ullu ke pathe.. itni upar se dikhta hai kahin???
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