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Can it whistle too

A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny miniskirt. Despite his efforts,

he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.

To his delight, he realizes she has no underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires,

“Are you looking at my pussy?”

“Yes, I’m sorry,” replies the man and promises to avert his eyes.

“It’s quite alright,” replies the woman. “It’s very talented. Watch this, I’ll make it blow a kiss to

you.”

Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. The man, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else

the wonder pussy can do.

“I can also make it wink,” says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.

“Come and sit next to me,” suggests the woman, patting the seat.

As the man moves over, the woman asks, “Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?”

“Good God!” says the man. “Can it whistle too?”

 

 


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