A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious
type with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he’d buy her a little something to keep her
occupied while he was gone.
He went to a store that sold sex toys and started to look around. He thought about a life-sized sex
doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for
something special to please his wife, when he started talking to the old man behind the counter. He
explained his situation.
“Well, I don’t really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special
attachments and so on, but I don’t know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except...”
and he stopped.
“Except what?” the man asked.
“Nothing, nothing.”
“C’mon, tell me! I need something!”
“Well, sir, I don’t usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo Penis.”
“So what’s up with this Voodoo Penis?” he asked.
The old man reached under the counter and pulled out a very old wooden box carved with strange
symbols and erotic images. He opened it, and there lay a very ordi nary-looking dildo. The busi
nessman laughed and said, “Big deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!”
The old man replied, “But you haven’t seen what it’ll do yet.” He pointed to a door and said,
“Voodoo Penis, the door.”
The Voodoo Penis miraculously rose out of its box, shot over to the door and started pounding the
keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, so much so that a crack began to form. Before the
door split, the old man said, “Voodoo Penis, return to box!” The Voodoo Penis stopped, levitated
back to the box and lay there quiet once more.
“I’ll take it!” said the businessman.
The old man resisted, saying it wasn’t for sale, but finally surrendered to $500.
The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it all she had to do
was say “Voodoo Penis, my crotch.”
He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone. After he’d been gone a
few days, his wife was getting unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly
satisfy her, but then she remembered the Voodoo Penis. She stripped off, opened the box and said,
“Voodoo Penis, my crotch!”
The Voodoo Penis shot into her and started pumping. It was absolutely incredible, like nothing
she’d ever experienced before. After three mind-shattering orgasms she became very exhausted and
decided she’d had enough. She tried to pull it out but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and
tried to get it out but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off.
Worried, she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in
the car and started to drive, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another incredibly
intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A traffic policeman saw this and immediately
pulled her over.
He asked for her license, and then asked how much she’d had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she
explained, “I haven’t had anything to drink, officer. You see, I’ve got this Voodoo Penis thing stuck in
my crotch and it won’t stop screwing me!”
The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and said, “Voodoo Penis? Voodoo Penis, my
ass...”
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye...
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
PAR KYA KAROON,
KAMBAKKTH YE CHASHMA BEECH MEIN AA JATA HAI
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Dost manga to tumhain diya..
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