A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of ‘boobies’ are
there?”
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a
woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still
nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.”
“Onions?” asked the son.
“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter asked, “Mom, how many kinds of penises are
there?”
The mother smiles and answers, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his
penis is like an oak tree, mighty and strong. In his thirties and forties, it’s like a birch, flexible but
reliable. After his fifties, it’s like a Christmas tree.”
“A Christmas tree?” queried the daughter.
“Yes, it’s dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.”
Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo meri Chattri ab tak nahi lautai...
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhana mana hai.
This is classic.... supperrrb example of our cute trains...
Train ruki... Khidki khuli..
Nazarein mili.. Usne kaha.
Chai. Chai.Garam Chai.. :)
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:?
Door se dekha to haseena bula rahi thee..
paas jaa ker dekha to bhains sir hila rahi thee.
Maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin...
chand ne kaha.. Ullu ke pathe.. itni upar se dikhta hai kahin???
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