A man goes into a shop and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer but there are no prices listed on them.
He asks a salesman who says, “Five dollars for both of them.” “You’ve got to be joking!” the man says. “No, that’s the price,” the salesman says.
“Do you want to buy them or not?” “Yeah, I’ll take them,” the man says. He continues to look around and sees a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, and speakers. “How much?” he asks. “Five dollars for the system, including installation,” the salesman says.
“Is it stolen?” the man asks incredulously. “No,” says the salesman, “It’s brand new. Do you want it or not?” “Certainly,” the man says.
He looks around some more. As the salesman is ringing up the purchases, the man asks him, “Why are your prices so cheap?” The salesman says, “Well, the owner of the shop is at my house right now with my wife, and what he’s doing to her, I’m doing to his business!”
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye...
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
PAR KYA KAROON,
KAMBAKKTH YE CHASHMA BEECH MEIN AA JATA HAI
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Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
Dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
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Sangeet ka taraana hua
Shamaa ka parwana hua
Masti me mastaana hua
Par jaise hi ghoonghat uthaaya to ..
is duniya se ravaana hua
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