A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, “Open the safe.” She says, “This isn’t a real bank; it’s a sperm bank.”
He says, “Open the safe or I’ll shoot.” She opens the safe, and he says, “Now take one of the bottles and drink it.”
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
He says, “Now you see? It’s not so difficult, is it?”
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye...
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
PAR KYA KAROON,
KAMBAKKTH YE CHASHMA BEECH MEIN AA JATA HAI
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
Dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
Ghoonghat me tujhe dekha to.....
Deewana hua
Sangeet ka taraana hua
Shamaa ka parwana hua
Masti me mastaana hua
Par jaise hi ghoonghat uthaaya to ..
is duniya se ravaana hua
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