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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of ‘boobies’ are

there?”

The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a

woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still

nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.”

“Onions?” asked the son.

“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter asked, “Mom, how many kinds of penises are

there?”

The mother smiles and answers, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his

penis is like an oak tree, mighty and strong. In his thirties and forties, it’s like a birch, flexible but

reliable. After his fifties, it’s like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?” queried the daughter.

“Yes, it’s dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.”


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