How BEDROOM smells after MARRIAGE:
First 3 years....
Perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Fruits...
💐🌹💝🍫🍇🍓🎂
After 3 years....
Baby Powder, Johnson's Cream and Lotions, Baby Oils....
👪
After 15 years....
Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray....
😡😠😴
After 40 years....
Agarbatti...
😪😂
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Four stages of marriage:
😄Mad for each other,
😍 Made for each other,
😘 Mad at each other &
😬 Mad because of each other
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What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans, that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..!
😜😜😝😝😜😜😝😝
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Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝
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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command....
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband....!!
😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝
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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- Shakespear
"Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life...."
- Shakespear's Wife
Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo meri Chattri ab tak nahi lautai...
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhana mana hai.
This is classic.... supperrrb example of our cute trains...
Train ruki... Khidki khuli..
Nazarein mili.. Usne kaha.
Chai. Chai.Garam Chai.. :)
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:?
Door se dekha to haseena bula rahi thee..
paas jaa ker dekha to bhains sir hila rahi thee.
Maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin...
chand ne kaha.. Ullu ke pathe.. itni upar se dikhta hai kahin???
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