*कोर्टात नवरा बायकोचे वाद प्रतिवाद ....*
फारकतीनंतर मुलाचा ताबा कोणाकडे द्यावा हा प्रश्न....
*बायको* (ताडकन ऊभी रहात) :- "युवर ऑनर, मी प्रचंड वेदना सोसून अतिशय कष्टपूर्वक याला या जगात आणलं आहे. म्हणून ताबा मलाच हवा."
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*जज*(नवर्याला):- "यावर तुमचं काय म्हणणं आहे?"
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*नवरा* (काही क्षण स्तब्ध होतो 😳 व शांतपणे म्हणतो):- "मी मशीनमधे नाणं टाकलं आणि मशीनमधून पेप्सीची बाटली बाहेर आली तर ती बाटली माझी का मशीनची?"
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हे ऐकून *बायको*:- "जज साहेब भांडं माझं, दूध माझं.... त्यात दही जमवण्यासाठी दोन थेंब टाकल्याने दही जमलं. मग दही कोणाचं? माझं की दोन थेंब टाकणार्याचं?
*नवरा*:- "टाईप रायटर मधे कागद मी टाकला, बटणं दाबून दाबून मेहनत मी केली. मग पत्र कोणाचं? टाईप रायटरचं की माझं?"
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*जज*(वैतागून):- 😖 "ए भोसडीच्या, जर तू हातानेच पत्र लिहिले असतेस तर ही नौबत आलीच नसती" .....
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Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes
of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece.
Tears :The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage .
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
Classic:A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile :A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and you with his bills.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
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