*No Sex Tonight!* - Must Read.
Lesson to a Wife, in Funny Manner. Salute to that *Husband* who did this & shared with others to follow 😀
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*I've never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much.*
*And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing or why men think with their head and women with their heart.*
*For example…One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.*
*Well, the passion started to heat up, but then she said "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."*
*I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"*
*So she said the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."*
*She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"*
*Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.*
*The very next day, I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, high-end department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.*
*Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a tsunami. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. But, I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."*
*She appeared to be almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear; let's go to the cashier."*
*I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."*
*Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"*
*I then said "Honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.*
*You're just not in touch with my financial means as a man, enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."*
*And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"*
*Apparently, no sex tonight either*
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Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes
of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece.
Tears :The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage .
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
Classic:A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile :A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and you with his bills.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
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