Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
Employee : After 3 quarters I don't care about company growth,
I just do nagin dance. 😝😜😂
This one is mind blowing...😉
HR during increment gave dice to employee🎲 & said:
If u get 1,2,3,4,5 No increment fr u.
Employee askd: Aur agar 6 aya to?
HR: Kabhi 'LUDO' nahi khela kya? Phir se chance milega.😂😂😂😂😂
क्या खुब लिखा है,चंद लफ्जों में कहीं पे चांदी के चमचे है....!!
तो कहीं पे चमचों की चांदी है..!!
Happy appraisal time...
Award winning "Out of Office" auto reply:
I will be on Diwali holidays from 9 th to 15th.
For emergencies, please call
101 (Fire) and
For all other things,....have patience, I am not dying and shall be joining back on 16th.😜
Employee updates Facebook status - "Ganpati gele gavala...chen padena na amhala"
Boss comments - "Tujhi sutti sampli...udya ye kaamala"
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:
* An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
* An old friend who once saved your life.
* The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
He simply answered:
“I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.”
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to “Think Outside of the Box.”
What will you do if I run away with your sister?
The candidate who was selected answered ” I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir”
Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) – What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.
Girl – I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.
Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked.
Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?
Candidate: Instantly replied “Tea”
He got selected.
You know how and why did he say “TEA” when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.
(Answer: The question was “What is before you (U – alphabet) Reply was “TEA” ( T – alphabet)
Alphabet “T” was before Alphabet “U”
Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!” The boy thought for a while and said, “my choice is one really difficult question.”
“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. “What comes first, Day or Night?”
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, “It’s the DAY sir!”
“How” the interviewer asked,
“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”
Sometimes just thinking out of the box is all it takes!
Share with your friend and give them a special moment of thinking…!