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Boy :- I Love You, Tum Is Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsurat Ladki Ho😍
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Girl :- Par Tumhare Peeche Toh Mujhse Bhi Zyaada Khubsurat Ladki Khadi Hai😒😒
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Ladke Ne Mud Kar Dekha Toh Waha Koi Nahi Tha😏😏
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Girl :- Agar Tum Mujhse Sachha Pyaar Karte Toh Kabhi Mud Kar Nahi Dekhte..
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"I HATE YOU"😡
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Moral :- Moral Woral Kuch Nahi, Bas Ladki Zara Tez Nikli . .😜
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"Par Baat Abhi Baaki Hai Mere Doston"😁
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Boy :- Jaise Tumhaari Marzi, But Ab Ye Diamond Ring Main Kisse Dunga ??😓😓
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Girl :- Lo !! Ab Main Apne Jaanu Ke Saath Mazaak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakti Kyaa...?😃@
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Ladki Ne Ring Box Khol Ke Dekha . . .😃
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Girl :- Yeh Toh Khaali Hai😳😳
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Boy :- Agar Tum Mujhse Saccha Pyaar Karti Toh Kabhi Verify Nahi Karti Ke Isme Ring Hai Ke Nahi ???😂😂
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"I HATE YOU"😡
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Moral :- Moral Woral Kuch Nahi, boy's r smarter than girls !!!

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Me- Kya chal rha hai aajkal?

She- Laptop , Pankha , Phone sab chal rha hai.

Me- Kabhi thoda Dimag bhi chala lia kar 😂

*BLOCKED*

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She - क्या कर रहे हो ? 😍😍
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Me - मुंगफली खा रहा हूँ 😒😒
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She : Hawww अकेले अकेले 😱😱
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Me - अब 10 रुपये की मूंगफली में
लंगर करू ? 😏😏

*Breakup*

 

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Boy -Tu kitne baje uthti he?
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Girl - Apna koi time nhi,
jab dil kre so jati hu,
or jab dil kre uth jati hu
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Boy - Tu toh bilkul mere KUTTE pe gai hai.

*Blocked*

 

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 मेरी Girlfriend ने मैसेज किया 

: "मेरी Photo वापस दे दे

, मुझे नया बॉयफ्रेंड मिल गया है "...

 

मेंने भी 30 Photos भेज के लिखा : "इनमे से ढूंढ

लेना ..

मुझे तो तेरी शकल भी याद नहीं हे 

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