It makes my heart beat with pride,
to see the colors of Republic Day spreading happiness and great joys all around.
May the glory of Republic Day Be with your forever.
Celebrate the free spirit of India.
May this Republic Day Fills your life happiness and prosperity.
Happy Republic Day.
Feel the pride of being the part of such a glorious nation.
Here's sending my warm patriotic wishes to make this day truly memorable.
We belong to India a nation of pride Have a great Republic Day.
Our life is full of Colors.
I hope this 26 Jan will add more colors to your life.
Happy Republic Day
Thousands laid down their lives so that
Our country can celebrate this day
Never forget their sacrifices..
Happy Republic Day!
Let's Take Decision
To Value Our Nation
Won't Forget Those Sacrifices,
Who Gave Us Freedom
Happy Republic day
On Republic Day
Here's wising your dreams of a New tomorrow come true...
Now and Always Happy Republic Day to you.
Independence is a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent .
A Very Happy Republic Day To You.
Wish you all a very happy Republic day and enjoy 26 Jan with joy and proud of your nation.
Two shepherds are out rounding up sheep when all of a sudden a ewe takes off and goes wild, runs
into a fence and gets her head stuck. The two shepherds run over to the fence to get her out when one
says to the other, Hey, man, this is too good an opportunity to pass up. So he unzips his fly, yanks
out his cock and fucks this ewe for about ten minutes. When he s finally finished he looks back at his
friend and says, That was fantastic. Wanna try it?
I sure do! grins his friend, as he drops his pants and sticks his head through the fence.
A couple gets married. Forty years later, they re in the same hotel room they spent their honeymoon in. She takes off her clothes, lies down on the bed, spreads her legs ... and he starts to cry. She says, What s the matter? He says, Forty years ago, I couldn t wait to eat it, and now it looks like it can t wait to eat ME!
A woman walked into the ladies room and saw a man standing up using the toilet. Shocked, she exclaimed, This is just for women! So is this, he replied.
Son: Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl? Mom: Shut up and flush.
A recently deceased man stands at the pearly gates. St. Peter tells him that he cannot go to heaven right away because he cheated on his income taxes. The only way he might get into heaven would be to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. He decides that this is a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven. So off he goes with this woman, pretending to be happy. As he walks along, he sees his friend up ahead with an even uglier woman. When he asks what s going on, the friend replies, I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money. They both shake their heads in understanding and figure that they might as well hang out together to help pass the time. Now the two friends and their two ugly women are walking along minding their own business when they see someone who looks like their old friend. This man is with an absolutely gorgeous supermodel. Stunned, they approach the man and discover that it is indeed their friend. They ask him how come he s with this unbelievable goddess, while they re stuck with these god-awful women. He replies, I have no idea, but I m definitely not complaining. This has been absolutely the best time imaginable, and I have five years of the best sex any man could hope for to look forward to. There is only one thing that I can t seem to understand. Every time we finish having sex, she rolls over and murmurs to herself, Damn income taxes!