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Puzzle for cricket lovers

A question for all cricket lovers, maths genious, teachers and friends. .!!

How many runs a single player can score in One day match (50 overs/ 300 balls)

No 'no balls', no wides, no extras, no over throws...

So how much runs he can score max???

Choices :

A) 1800.

B) 1650.

C) 1653.

D) 1550.

E) 1555

F) 1506


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