कावळा सरळ का उडतो? कारण तो विचार करतो की उगाचच... 'का-वळा'? 😂 📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼
जर २५ रुपयाला पाव भाजी मिळते तर १०० रुपयाला काय मिळेल? : : : : : : : फुल भाजी
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होटेल मध्ये ठेवलेली झाडे वाढत का नाहीत...?? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
कारण तीकडे वाढायला वेटर्स असतात ना... 😜😄😄😄 -- 📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼
भारत सोडून जाणार्‍या माणसाला काय म्हणाल ? हिंदुस्तान लिव्हर 😎😎😎😎 📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼
रशियन डोअरकिपरचे नाव काय? . . उभा का बस की 😂😂😂😂😂😂 📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼
हिवाळ्यात खिसेकापूंच्या धंद्यात मंदी का असते ? . . . कारण हिवाळ्यात सर्वांचे हात खिशात असतात 😁😂😜😎😎😊 📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼
अनुपम खेरला ३१ डिसेंबरला मुलगी झाली तर तिचे नाव काय असेल? . . . . वर्षा अ खेर 😜😜😜😁😁😁😂😂 📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼
हत्ती पाण्यात पडला तर काय होईल ? . . . ओला होईल 😎😜😜😂😂😂 📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼
ब्रूस लीच्या आईचे नाव काय ? माऊ ली ----- 📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼
त्याच्या मोठ्या बहिणीचे नाव काय ? थोर ली ----- 📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼
लहान बहिणीचे नाव काय ? धाक ली 📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😜
जेंव्हा घड्याळात तेरा ठोके पडतात ती वेळ कुठली असते ? . , . घड्याळ दुरुस्त करण्याची ! ✋✋✋😅😅😂😂 📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼
कर्वे रोडला पाणी येते, पण कोथरुड ला नाही येत. का बरे ? . . कारण वाटेत नळ स्टॉप आहे. 😅😌😳😅😒😉 📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼
रावणाच्या लंकेला "सोन्याची लंका" का म्हणतात??? कारण लहानपणी रावणाचे आई-वडिल त्याला लाडाने "सोन्या" म्हणायचे… 😂😂😂😂😂 📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼📼 🍋
जर मँगो फ्लेवर चा चहा बनवला तर त्याला काय म्हणाल☕
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आम टी🍵 नया है वह ......🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes
of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece.
Tears :The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage .
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
Classic:A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile :A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and you with his bills.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
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