Boy :- I Love You, Tum Is Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsurat Ladki Ho😍
.
Girl :- Par Tumhare Peeche Toh Mujhse Bhi Zyaada Khubsurat Ladki Khadi Hai😒😒
.
Ladke Ne Mud Kar Dekha Toh Waha Koi Nahi Tha😏😏
.
Girl :- Agar Tum Mujhse Sachha Pyaar Karte Toh Kabhi Mud Kar Nahi Dekhte..☺☺
.
"I HATE YOU"😡
.
Moral :- Moral Woral Kuch Nahi, Bas Ladki Zara Tez Nikli . .😜
.
"Par Baat Abhi Baaki Hai Mere Doston"😁
.
Boy :- Jaise Tumhaari Marzi, But Ab Ye Diamond Ring Main Kisse Dunga ??😓😓
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Girl :- Lo !! Ab Main Apne Jaanu Ke Saath Mazaak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakti Kyaa...?😃@
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Ladki Ne Ring Box Khol Ke Dekha . . .😃
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Girl :- Yeh Toh Khaali Hai😳😳
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Boy :- Agar Tum Mujhse Saccha Pyaar Karti Toh Kabhi Verify Nahi Karti Ke Isme Ring Hai Ke Nahi ???😂😂
.
"I HATE YOU"😡
.
Moral :- Moral Woral Kuch Nahi, boy's r smarter than girls !!!
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes
of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece.
Tears :The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage .
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
Classic:A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile :A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and you with his bills.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.