Shaddi Se Pahale -
Boy: oh ! Is din ka to me kabse intejar karta tha
Girl: To me jau?
Boy: Nahi bilkul nahi
Girl: Do u luv me?
Boy: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur karta rahunga
Girl: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
Boy: Nahi. Isse achha to me mar jau
Girl: Would u like to kiss me?
Boy: Yes, i like it
Girl: Tum muje maroge?
Boy: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu
Girl: kya me tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu?
Girl: Oh darling!
(AUR SHADI K BAAD)
YE LINES PURA NICHE SE UPAR PADHO
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears :The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage .
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic:A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile :A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and you with his bills.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.