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Why Pakistani not in star wars

Mr. Nawaz Sharif just finished giving a speech at the UN, and walks out into the lobby where he met President Obama. They shook hands and walked together in the long corridor when suddenly the Pakistani said,
"You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."
President Obama says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do."

The Pakistani whispers, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, Chinese, Japanese and Indians but never any Pakistanis. So my son is very upset. He doesn't understand nor do I about why there aren't any Pakistanis in the Star Trek show."

President Obama laughs and leans toward the Pakistani, and whispers in his ear, "Because... the show is all about the future." ЁЯШ│ЁЯШ▒ЁЯШЬЁЯШГЁЯШВ


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