What is a Corporate Life?
1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines * Scanner * Printer * Xerox Machine
2. I learnt to use 3 High End Software: * Microsoft Word * Microsoft Excel * Microsoft PowerPoint
3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:- * Ctrl+C * Ctrl+V * Ctrl+S
4. I learnt to say three very important words for professional life:- * Yes sir * Ok sir. * I'll Just Do That sir
5. When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to: - * Wake Up early * Sleep late * Continue to Work
6. I learnt to: - * Face Monday * Fight For next 5 Days * Wait For Sunday
7. I learnt to give reasons to family, friends and relatives for not making * Phone Calls * Messages * Mails
8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:- * Birthday * New Year * Festivals
9. At the end, People say:- * You Learnt... * You Earned... * You Enjoyed...
10. But when I compare me with my self... * I just Sustained... * I just Tolerated... * I just Survived... for bucks
11. I have survived:- * For convenience of my Family... * To avoid blame of Society... * To get tag of Employment...
12. When I already knew that I have got the wrong train. * I learnt to Rejoice... * To be Happy... * To Smile..
Dedicated to all corporate employee ЁЯШГЁЯШГЁЯШГ
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye...
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
PAR KYA KAROON,
KAMBAKKTH YE CHASHMA BEECH MEIN AA JATA HAI
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
Dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
Ghoonghat me tujhe dekha to.....
Deewana hua
Sangeet ka taraana hua
Shamaa ka parwana hua
Masti me mastaana hua
Par jaise hi ghoonghat uthaaya to ..
is duniya se ravaana hua