यूँ ही रखते रहे बचपन से दिल साफ़ हम अपना
पता नहीं था कि कीमत तो चेहरों की होती है दिल की नहीं.....👏👏👏👏👏
Zindagi mai ek dusre ke jaisa hona zaruri nai hota .............
ek dusre ke liye hona zaruri hai 👫❤
कहा मिलता हे कभी कोई,समझने वाला......
जो भी मिलता हे समझा,के चला जाता है😃😐
मिलने को तो दुनिया मे कई 😒चेहरे😒 मिले '; ';
पर तुम सी ❤मोहब्बत❤ हम खुद से भी न कर पाये ';.
मैं बोता रहा बन्जर ज़मीन पर इश्क के बीज,
और तेरा हर वादा सरकार का मुआवजा निकला !!
: जिन्दगी चार दिन की है हसी खुशी बिता लो
पता नही अल्लाह का नेक बन्दा कब बम फोड़ दे और तुम दुनिया से रुखसत हो जाओ 😛😛😝😝😝😜😄
करीब आने की ख्वाहिशें तो बहुत थी मगर,
करीब आकर पता चला की मोहब्ब्त तो फासलों में है !!
एक "वफ़ा" को पाने की कोशिश में, ज़ख़्मी होती हैं,
वफ़ाएं कितनी, कितना मासूम सा लगता है लफ्ज़ "मोहब्बत",
और इस "लफ्ज़" से मिलती हैं "सज़ाएं" कितनी..!!
मुलाकातें नहीं मुमकिन मुझे अहसास है ... .लेकिन ,,
तुम्हें मैं याद करता हूँ बस इतना याद ऱखना
सोचता हूँ की आज कह दूँ , की तुमसे बेइन्तेहा मोहब्बत है मुझे....!
मगर कमबक्त जुबान, हर बार दिल का भरोसा तोड़ देती है...!!
हवाओं की भी अपनी अजब सियासतें है,
कहीं बुझी राख भड़का दे तो कहीं जलते दिये बुझा दे !!
हाथ से नापता हूँ दर्द की गहराई को,
यह नया खेल मिला है मेरी तन्हाई को !!
में क्या लिखूं कि जो मेरा तुम्हारा रिश्ता है
वो आशिक़ी की ज़बां में कहीं भी दर्ज नहीं
लिखा गया है बहुत लुत्फ-ए-वस्ल-ओ-दर्द-ए-फ़िराक़
मगर ये कैफ़ीयत अपनी रक़म नहीं है
कहीं ये अपना इशक़ हम आग़ोश जिस में हिजर-ओ-विसाल ये अपना दर्द कि है कब से हमदम-ए-मह-ओ-साल इस इश्क़-ए-ख़ास को हर एक से छुपाए हुए “गुज़र गया है ज़माना गले लगाए हुए”
जिनकी शायरियो में होती है सिसकिया,
वो शायर नहीं किसी बेवफा के दीवाने होते है !!
पतझड़ दिया था वक़्त ने सौगात में मुझे,
मैंने वक़्त की जेब से सावन चुरा लिया !!
जब बिखरेगा इंतज़ार में ज़मीन पे तेरी आँख का आंसू,
तुझे एहसास तब होगा की मोहब्बत किसको कहते है !!
क्यूँ तुझको मनाने को तेरे पाँव पढूँ,
मुझे मोहब्बत है तुझसे, कोई मतलब तो नही !!
ख्वाब, ख्याल, मोहब्बत, हक़ीक़त,
गम और तन्हाई, ज़रा सी उम्र मेरी, किस-किस के साथ गुज़र गयी !!
वो मुझसे दूर रेहकर खुश हैं तो रेहने दो उसे....
मुझे चाहत से ज्यादा उसकी मुस्कुराहट पसंद हैैं....
तू वो लम्हा है मेरा.. जिसमे सारी सदिया कैद है मेरी...!!💕
पुछा उसने मुझे कितना प्यार करते है,
मैं चुप रहा यारो क्यूंकि मुझे तारो की गिनती नहीं आती !!
"यादों के सहारे दुनिया नही चलती,
बिना किसी शायर के महफ़िल नही बनती,
एक बार पुकारो तो एे दोस्तों,
क्यों की दोस्तों के बिना ये धड़कने नही चलती.."💞⚡
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of Dollar125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life? Her: Awww... Yes!!! Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I m sorry, we didn t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison." And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles and says, "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time, the bride says, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again. The bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again," to which the husband yelled, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!!!"
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That s nothing; mine is already eating bananas."