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  • शादी के वक़्त समझौता पति पत्नी दोनों करते हैं ……………….
    पत्नी : अपने माँ -बाप मायका छोड़ देती है
    पति : सुख , शान्ति और अच्छे दिनों की उम्मीद छोड़ देता है। 

 

  • पति : kitchen , में जाता है और उसकी पत्नी जो की रोटी बना रही होती है , उसे टोकता है , ये क्या कर रही हो ? ऐसे मत पलटो , ऐसे जल जाएगी रोटी , जल्दी करो जल जाएगी रोटी …..
    पत्नी (गुस्से में ) : अब तुम मुझे सिखाओगे रोटी बनाना ?
    पति (मुस्कराते हुए ) : नहीं , मैं तो सिर्फ तुम्हे ये बताना चाहता था कि जब मैं driving करता हूँ और तुम बोलती हो तो मुझे कैसा लगता है। 

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