Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday
before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second
chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug
use and get them to give up drugs forever. I’ll see you back in court Monday.”
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, “How did you do over the
weekend?”
“Well, Your Honor, I persuaded seventeen people to give up drugs forever.”
“Seventeen people? That’s wonderful. What did you tell them?”
“I used a diagram, Your Honor. I drew two circles and told them that the big circle is your brain
before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s admirable,” said the judge.
“And you, how did you do?” he asked the second boy.
“Well, Your Honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
“156 people! That’s amazing! How did you manage to do that?!?”
“Well, I used a similar approach. I drew two circles and I said, pointing to the small circle, ‘this is
your asshole before prison.’”
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye...
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
TERI JHEEL SI AANKHON MEIN DOOB JAANE KO JI CHHAHTA HAI
PAR KYA KAROON,
KAMBAKKTH YE CHASHMA BEECH MEIN AA JATA HAI
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
Dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
Ghoonghat me tujhe dekha to.....
Deewana hua
Sangeet ka taraana hua
Shamaa ka parwana hua
Masti me mastaana hua
Par jaise hi ghoonghat uthaaya to ..
is duniya se ravaana hua
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