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A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said, “Stay here and be very

QUIET. I’ll be across the field.”

A little while later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son. “What’s

wrong?” the father asked. “I told you to be quiet.”

The boy answered, “Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when

the bear breathed down my neck. I didn’t move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I

closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn’t cough when I swallowed the

gnat. I didn’t swear or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two squirrels

crawled up my trouser leg and one of them said, ‘Should we eat them here or take them with us?’

well, I guess I just panicked.”


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