एक माचिस की तिल्ली,
एक घी का लोटा,
लकड़ियों के ढेर पे
कुछ घण्टे में राख.....
बस इतनी-सी है
*आदमी की औकात !!!!*
एक बूढ़ा बाप शाम को मर गया ,
अपनी सारी ज़िन्दगी ,
परिवार के नाम कर गया।
कहीं रोने की सुगबुगाहट ,
तो कहीं फुसफुसाहट ,
....अरे जल्दी ले जाओ
कौन रखेगा सारी रात...
बस इतनी-सी है
*आदमी की औकात!!!!*
मरने के बाद नीचे देखा ,
नज़ारे नज़र आ रहे थे,
मेरी मौत पे .....
कुछ लोग ज़बरदस्त,
तो कुछ ज़बरदस्ती
रो रहे थे।
नहीं रहा.. ........चला गया..........
चार दिन करेंगे बात.........
बस इतनी-सी है
*आदमी की औकात!!!!!*
बेटा अच्छी तस्वीर बनवायेगा ,
सामने अगरबत्ती जलायेगा ,
खुश्बुदार फूलों की माला होगी ......
अखबार में
अश्रुपूरित श्रद्धांजली होगी.........
बाद में उस तस्वीर पे ,
जाले भी कौन करेगा साफ़...
बस इतनी-सी है
*आदमी की औकात !!!!!!*
जिन्दगी भर ,
मेरा- मेरा- मेरा किया....
अपने लिए कम ,
अपनों के लिए ज्यादा जीया ...
कोई न देगा साथ...जायेगा खाली हाथ....
क्या तिनका
ले जाने की भी
है हमारी औकात ???
*ये है हमारी औकात* ✍
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes
of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece.
Tears :The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage .
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
Classic:A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile :A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and you with his bills.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.