Khatarnaak joke 😂😂😂
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दो बच्चे रात को एक दुकान से संतरों की टोकरी चुराकर लाए
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 और सोचा कि इनका बंटवारा कर लेते हैं । 
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एक ने कहा कि चलो कब्रिस्तान में चलकर बंटवारा कर लेते हैं । .
तब वो दोनों कब्रिस्तान के दरवाजे को फांदकर अंदर जाते हैं ,
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 उसी समय दो संतरे टोकरी में से गिर जाते हैं । 
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वो उन्हे अनदेखा कर आगे बढकर एक कब्र के पास बैठकर संतरों का बंटवारा करते हैं ।
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 एक तेरा एक मेरा, 
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एक तेरा एक मेरा ।
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एक  तेरा  एक मेरा
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उसी समय एक शराबी वँहा से गुजरता है । 
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जैसे ही वो "एक तेरा एक मेरा " की आवाज सुनता है 
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उसका नशा उतर  जाता है और भागता हुआ पादरी के पास जाता है 
और कहता है कि कब्रिस्तान में भगवान और शैतान आपस में मुर्दों को बांट रहे हैं । 
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मैंने उन्हें      एक तेरा एक मेरा     कहते सुना है ।
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इतना सुनकर पादरी उस शराबी के साथ जाता है 
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और जैसे ही दोनों कब्रिस्तान के गेट तक पहुँचते है
 वैसे ही उल्टे पाँव वापस भाग जाते है 
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क्योंकि 
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अंदर से आवाज आती है इनका तो बंटवारा हो गया 
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लेकिन 
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जो दो कब्रिस्तान के दरवाजे के पास है उनका क्या करें ।
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