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एक आदमी स्कूटर पर बैठ कर पिक्चर हाल के सामने
संता से पूछ बैठा…

आदमी :- भाईसाहब , स्कूटर स्टैंड कहाँ है ?

संता :- भाईसाब , पहले आप अपना नाम बताइये ?
आदमी :- रमेश !

संता :- आपके माता पिता क्या करते हैं ?
आदमी :- क्यों ? वैसे भाईसाब मैं , लेट हो जाऊंगा और पिक्चर शुरू हो जाएगी !

संता :- तो जल्दी बताओ ??
आदमी :- मेरी माँ , एक डॉक्टर हैं और मेरे पिता जी इंजीनियर हैं ! अब बता दीजिये ?

संता :- आपके नाम कोई जमीन जायजाद है ?
आदमी :- हाँ , गांव में एक खेत मेरे नाम है ? प्लीज़ भाईसाब अब बता दीजिये स्कूटर का स्टैंड कहाँ है ?

संता :- आखिरी सवाल , तुम पढ़े लिखे हो ?
आदमी :- जी हाँ ! मैं, MBA कर रहा हूँ ! अब बताइये जल्दी से !

संता :- भाईसाब , देखिये आपकी पारिवारिक पृष्ठभूमि इतनी अच्छी है ,
आपके माता पिता दोनों उच्च शिक्षित हैं ,
आप खुद भी इतने पढ़े लिखे हैं ,
पर मुझे अफ़सोस है कि आप इतनी सी बात नहीं जानते कि….

स्कूटर का स्टैंड उसके नीचे लगा होता है ….  


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