The expert student
Aaj kal ke bachon ko kaise marks aate hai
*99.4, 99.5, 99.8, 99.9*
apne ko to itna sirf bukhaar aata tha........😜😜😜😂😂
Ultimate puzzle
EXAM QUESTION
1. Black is a colour,
White is a colour,
But Black and White TV is not a Colour TV.
Discuss.
2. If soap and water make the body clean, then what makes the towel dirty after bath?
Discuss.
You are free to use calculator.
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Good luck!!!!
Sardar jokes
A Doctor returns to clinic after a day Off & asks his Sardar compounder about Patients.
Doctor: how did it go.
Sardar: 1st had headache
I gave SARIDON
Dr: Ok
Sardar: 2nd had runnin nose & I gave him COLDARIN
Impressed Dr: Good
Sardar: 3rd was a Lady.
She Took-Off her Clothes, climbed nude on the Bed. Opened her Legs & yelled
"Help me, for 5 years I have not SEEN a Man"
Excited Dr: What did u do?
Sardar: I Put Eye Drops in Her Eyes..!🤣🤣🤣
Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo meri Chattri ab tak nahi lautai...
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhana mana hai.
This is classic.... supperrrb example of our cute trains...
Train ruki... Khidki khuli..
Nazarein mili.. Usne kaha.
Chai. Chai.Garam Chai.. :)
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:?
Door se dekha to haseena bula rahi thee..
paas jaa ker dekha to bhains sir hila rahi thee.
Maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin...
chand ne kaha.. Ullu ke pathe.. itni upar se dikhta hai kahin???